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Работаю я монтажником. Подключаю юзеров к Интернет по выделенке.
И вот. Ползу я на коленях по чердаку вдоль кабеля, потолок низкий, темно, по уши в птичьем помете, кругом только кошки дохлые валяются. Вдруг, навстречу мне выползает бомж ужасно грязный и вонючий. Говорит:
- Мужик, ты че тут делаешь?
- Интернет проверяю. - автоматически отвечаю я.
- А коаксиал тестил?
- Да тестил!
- А линк на хабе горит?
- Горит.
- А мастдай у юзера какой?
- 95-й, вроде не глючит.
- А сетевуха трикомовская?
...И тут я понял, что ждет меня в будущем...



Пишу програмку, переворачивающую Norton Commander, всё как обычно, но кверх
ногами. Подходит, значит, препод и выдаёт такое:
- Слушайте, девушка, а может вы дискету другой стороной вставили?
Гогот стоял такой, что до конца пары мы нашего раскрасневшегося от стыда
препода не видели...



Во время лекции заходит в аудиторию студентка:
-Можно?
Профессор:
-А почему Вы опаздываете?
Студентка:
-Вы знаете я вчера легла около двух и поэтому проспала?
Профессор:
-Ну, ладно, проходите и в следующий раз ложитесь около одного....




На приеме у врача:
- Доктор, мне такие кошмары снятся… Представьте: гуляет моя теща с крокодилом по улице. Зубы огромные кривые, изо рта так пахнет, что вообще ужас, кожа зеленая сморщенная страшная, лапищи здоровые с когтями...
- Да, действительно, кошмар...
- Да подождите, я еще про крокодила не рассказал!





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